Good News: You performed your company’s emergency evacuation drill for the year. Outside, the rally point headcount was 100%.
Bad News: You lost eight of them in the tornado that was happening outside.
Good News: After your recent hospitalization, the board of directors voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad News: The vote passed 11-10.
Good News: The management accepted your job description the way you wrote it.
Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.
Good News: The shop workers are wild about your classes.
Bad News: You realize the shop workers are also wild about the “Beavis and Butthead,” onion sandwiches, and the movie “Jackass.”
Good News: Safety class attendance rose dramatically the last two weeks.
Bad News: You were on vacation at the time.