Answering machine message....

BigJohn · 01-23-2008

Hello and thank you for calling The Mental Health Line.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up -- our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

(Well, my job is done ...Your turn)

plasma blue · 01-23-2008

Very good, What if you need to choose 2 options? Do I have to call back?

LOL....

CycleDude · 01-23-2008

ROFLMAO!!!

fretbuzz · 01-23-2008

plasma blue · 01-23-2008

I tried calling that line once, and so did I........

deacon00 · 01-23-2008

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deacon00 · 01-23-2008

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busy signal

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AAAAGGHHHHH!!!

deacon00 · 01-23-2008

[quote=BigJohn;962154]Hello and thank you for calling The Mental Health Line.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

Calling Ms. Spears!!!

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up --[color=black][font=Verdana] our operators are too busy to talk with you.

Will somebody call Dr. Phil for me?!? Please

lilredridingliz · 01-23-2008

That is so funny! LOL!!

V2K_CCTX · 01-24-2008

01-23-2008	#1 (permalink)
BigJohn Forum Supporter Forum Supporter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lake Stevens, WA Posts: 6,047	Answering machine message.... Hello and thank you for calling The Mental Health Line. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up -- our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care. (Well, my job is done ...Your turn) __________________ '00 Nomad '06 V2K LT Because RED is the fastest color...

01-23-2008	#3 (permalink)
CycleDude Patriot Guard Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North Jersey Posts: 12,363	ROFLMAO!!! __________________ *Kevin* *06 VN900* *VROC #27222* My MeanCycles Gallery

01-23-2008	#4 (permalink)
fretbuzz Non Omnis Moriar BTK Expert Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Heart o' Texas Posts: 7,785	__________________ I'd rather you offend me with the truth than appease me with a lie.

01-23-2008	#9 (permalink)
lilredridingliz Addicted to riding… Forum Supporter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Northern California coast Posts: 1,478	That is so funny! LOL!! __________________ http://www.northcoastrotary.com http://www.myspace.com/rx7babe

01-24-2008	#10 (permalink)
V2K_CCTX RIDING LIKE I STOLE IT BTK Expert Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Corpus Christi, TX Posts: 3,708	lol __________________ 07 ZX-14 BLACK 07 CBR600RR LTD ED 07 GV-650 BLUE 07 VULCAN 2000 LT 07 Ninja 250 Silver

01-23-2008	#2 (permalink)
plasma blue Banned BTK Expert Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Northridge California, ~~its moderific!~ Posts: 1,592	Very good, What if you need to choose 2 options? Do I have to call back? LOL....

01-23-2008	#5 (permalink)
plasma blue Banned BTK Expert Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Northridge California, ~~its moderific!~ Posts: 1,592	I tried calling that line once, and so did I........

01-23-2008	#6 (permalink)
deacon00 Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst BTK Expert Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 1,792	1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1

01-23-2008	#7 (permalink)
deacon00 Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst BTK Expert Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 1,792	7 busy signal 7 busy signal 7 busy signal 7 busy signal 7 AAAAGGHHHHH!!!

01-23-2008	#8 (permalink)
deacon00 Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst BTK Expert Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 1,792	[quote=BigJohn;962154]Hello and thank you for calling The Mental Health Line. Please select from the following options menu: If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. Calling Ms. Spears!!! If you have low self-esteem, please hang up --[color=black][font=Verdana] our operators are too busy to talk with you. Will somebody call Dr. Phil for me?!? Please

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