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  2. 01-28-2005 #1
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    Default Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

    We all wish we had been this smart when we got nailed for tickets by a
    traffic cop!


    An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
    Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

    Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

    Older Woman: Oh, I see.

    Officer: Can I see your license please?

    Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

    Officer: Don't have one?

    Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

    Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

    Older Woman: I can't do that.

    Officer: Why not?

    Older Woman: I stole this car.

    Officer: Stole it?

    Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

    Officer: You what?

    Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
    to see.

    The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
    calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
    officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
    steps out of her vehicle.

    Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
    murdered the owner.

    Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

    Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite
    stunned.

    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
    license.

    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
    it to the officer.

    The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

    Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
    license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
    the owner.

    Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.


    MORAL:

    Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies
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  4. 01-28-2005 #2
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    lol good one...
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    lol nice twist at the end.
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    Good one whistle (LOL)
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    Lol
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    LOL Awesome!
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    nice, i was totally blind-sided by that one !!
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    So how many of you have written that down hoping to use it.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by flynsouth
    So how many of you have written that down hoping to use it.....
    depends how fast I'm going when they pull me over, hehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flynsouth
    So how many of you have written that down hoping to use it.....
    i might be able to pull that one of on the bike too, if i have my trailer in tow !
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    lol awsome
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