'Nair' hair remover

CycleDude · 04-21-2008

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.

He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some 'Nair' hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist says: 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for 2 days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist says: 'Stay off your bicycle for a week'

ALStensby · 04-21-2008

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

MustBeNice · 04-21-2008

Stop, Stop..... I'm laughing out loud @ work!!!

Good One!!

Guitar7272 · 04-21-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by alstensby

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Oh stop it, you're sounding like Spok now!!!

cpttoad1swife · 04-21-2008

lol oh come on adam!!! that was a funny one

antiq · 04-21-2008

Oh my! No riding for a week?!

deacon00 · 04-21-2008

Hhahahaha.

Alf · 04-21-2008

ed robinson · 04-21-2008

that is a good old joke. still funny...
old ed.

Nate · 04-21-2008

Gotta admit that I'd not seen that one before.

mcneese5 · 04-21-2008

lol thats too funny!!!!!!

David Madden · 04-21-2008

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Drifter · 04-23-2008

Good one!!

Big Mama · 04-23-2008

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CycleDude · 04-23-2008

Dethbed · 04-23-2008

Heh heh

04-21-2008	#1 (permalink)
CycleDude Banned BTK Expert Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,816	'Nair' hair remover My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some 'Nair' hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.' The lady says: 'I'm not using it under my arms.' The druggist says: 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for 2 days.' The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.' The druggist says: 'Stay off your bicycle for a week'

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ALStensby SKOL VIKINGS!!! Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Brooklyn Park, MN Posts: 12,267	Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. __________________ Adam L Stensby Doubt is the seed of all knowing Adam's Mean Streak Crysti's 900 Classic

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MustBeNice Clutch Cadet BTK Expert Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fergus Falls, MN Posts: 382	Stop, Stop..... I'm laughing out loud @ work!!! Good One!! __________________ Matthew 2000 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 FI Red Knight MC MN Chapter 5 - Charter Member

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antiq Vintage bike addict BTK Expert Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: I live in eastern ohio Posts: 4,802	Oh my! No riding for a week?! __________________ 82 KZ750LTD, 84 Virago 700, 85 Vulcan 700.78 KZ750 twin,82 KZ650, 77 KZ650, 75 CB200T,Vince

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cpttoad1swife Banned BTK Expert Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,661	lol oh come on adam!!! that was a funny one

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deacon00 Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst BTK Expert Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 1,957	Hhahahaha.

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ed robinson old ed. Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: camby indiana Posts: 151	that is a good old joke. still funny... old ed.

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Nate KZ Kool! Forum Supporter Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Marysville, KS Posts: 2,652	Gotta admit that I'd not seen that one before. __________________ "Riding is the reward for time spent wrenching." "Wrenching is the result of time spent riding!" KZ650 SR

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mcneese5 Patriot Guard Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Turkey,NC Posts: 1,393	lol thats too funny!!!!!! __________________ 2003 1600 Vulcan Classic Proud Father of 5 and New Grandpa US NAVY VET and Proud of it!!!!! Patriot Guard Rider

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Drifter Air Force Vet BTK Expert Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 613	Good one!!

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Big Mama Fender Bunny BTK Expert Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bergen County, NJ Posts: 362	BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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