New use for Windex

CycleDude · 05-16-2008

New use for Windex
I haven't checked " snopes.com"to see if this actuallyworks or not ;
But they say,
If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked,you should drink some Windex first.

It'll keep you from streaking.

antiq · 05-16-2008

Sounds right. The deathly ill and dead don't streak.

*pitchinguy* · 05-16-2008

I'd rather leave a mark.............???! snicker snicker!!

TriXie · 05-16-2008

Ooooh Kevin.....where did you find that one?!?!?

900classic · 05-16-2008

ummmm....Windex.

trugudguy · 05-16-2008

A guy walks into his psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but "Saran" wrap. The psychiatrist says to the guy, " I can clearly see you're nuts!"

evmo · 05-16-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by trugudguy

A guy walks into his psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but "Saran" wrap. The psychiatrist says to the guy, " I can clearly see your nuts!"

Nate · 05-16-2008

Context dictates whether "your" or "you're" is appropriate. Proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation are essential to proper understanding.

trugudguy · 05-16-2008

Oh PUH_LEASE..... YOU"RE. I'll edit it

Nate · 05-16-2008

Huh? The original version was correct for the joke.

I was trying to play a straight man. Oh well.

Duces · 05-19-2008

MANITOWOC — Suicide was the manner of death for businessman Richard “Bubba” McDonald, County Coroner Curtis Green said Monday. The cause of death was methanol poisoning, as McDonald ingested windshield washer fluid, Green said.

Green said the results from the examining laboratory in Fond du Lac are part of the death certificate, which has been filed with the county’s register of deeds.

The gas station-convenience center owner and political activist was found dead in a Manitowoc motel room on Feb. 25. Businessman’s death ruled a suicide | htrnews.com | Manitowoc Herald Times Reporter

Badmedicine · 05-19-2008

Windex
* 1 oz. Blue Curacao
* 1 oz. Lime Juice
* 1 oz. Triple Sec
* 1 oz. Vodka
don't know if it will cause streaking or not !

LVCigarz · 05-19-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badmedicine

Windex
* 1 oz. Blue Curacao
* 1 oz. Lime Juice
* 1 oz. Triple Sec
* 1 oz. Vodka
don't know if it will cause streaking or not !

I guarantee after about 12 of those, you will be streaking.

TriXie · 05-19-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by LVCigarz

I guarantee after about 12 of those, you will be streaking.

Only 12 ??

CycleDude · 05-20-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badmedicine

Windex
* 1 oz. Blue Curacao
* 1 oz. Lime Juice
* 1 oz. Triple Sec
* 1 oz. Vodka
don't know if it will cause streaking or not !

Quote:

Originally Posted by LVCigarz

I guarantee after about 12 of those, you will be streaking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TriXie

Only 12 ??

Yeah, you'll be barfing, too.....

**Spok** · 05-20-2008

in the words of Pooh Bear

Oh Bother

05-16-2008	#1 (permalink)
CycleDude Patriot Guard Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North Jersey Posts: 12,634	New use for Windex New use for Windex I haven't checked " snopes.com"to see if this actuallyworks or not ; But they say, If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked,you should drink some Windex first. It'll keep you from streaking. __________________ *Kevin* *VROC #27222* My Gallery Go NY Giants!!!

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antiq Vintage bike addict BTK Expert Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: I live in eastern ohio Posts: 4,641	Sounds right. The deathly ill and dead don't streak. __________________ Patience and persistance- pays 82 KZ750LTD 78 KZ750 twin Vince

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900classic Riding daily BTK Expert Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Orem, Utah Posts: 3,206	ummmm....Windex. __________________ Jared VN 900classic VROC #26705 http://photobucket.com/900classic

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Badmedicine Professional Muddler Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 491	Windex * 1 oz. Blue Curacao * 1 oz. Lime Juice * 1 oz. Triple Sec * 1 oz. Vodka don't know if it will cause streaking or not !

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