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Nursery rhymes for big kids
Peggy had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered; and when the price of pork went up, She shot the little *******! MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. JACK AND JILL went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, And now they have a son. HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too cause he was gay. There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad........ She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. |
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First the pun thread and now this...
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true nursery rhymes for adults is best presented by the Diceman
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Mary had a little Lamb
Whose Sh*t was white as Snow and every where that Mary went They both enjoyed some Blow
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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard To get her poor Doggie a bone But when she got there The cupboard was bare So the Dog gave her a bone of her own
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And on that note. Mary Mary quite contrary Shave your back, you're so damn hairy... Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her kurds and whey along came a spider and sat down beside her and said what's in the bowl b****. I could go on but I won't... All hail the Diceman......
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