I Rule Rich Lockyer

sdbrit68 · 09-07-2008

Yes, at the expense of losing my modesty, I must brag..........

at the club party last night, I decided, Rich must go in the pool, so, like the wild lions, I stalked my prey, I waited until the opportunity came, and I attacked.

although, inn this instance, the opportunity was after Rich started getting pretty tippsy, okay, real tippsy.

I wrestled him to the ground, and rode him like a bucking bronco,as I brought him closer to the edge of the pool.

then out of nowhere, his tag team partner attacked

faced with overwhelming odds of 2 against 1, I fought bravely, using the wisdom of the old buddihist masters of a time long gone.

I used leverage, and brought my second attacker below ,me, while I controlled the tall bald one on top.

suddenly, I sprang, using gravity, and much technical skill, the short stocky one went into the abbys of the pool.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a tiny female of my species coming towards us at a high rate of speed. She bravely hit rich like a torpedo, at which time, with his elbows in a locked submission position, I spun.

with the combined spin, and attack from behind, he went up and over into the water.

yes, I ruled..........and now proclaim myself

BIKER WORLD WRESTLING CHAMPION

now of course, they got me back 20 minutes later, but I was still out of breathe and couldnt put up a fight

*trikebubble* · 09-07-2008

Without pictures, I just don't know if i can believe this marvelous feat.

cpttoad1swife · 09-07-2008

pics Pics Pics We Gotta Have Pics!!!!

A2rider · 09-07-2008

Funny!

zedx11 · 09-07-2008

yeah, where's the pictures??

RichLockyer · 09-07-2008

What he failed to mention was that once he attacked, it still took him 20 minutes to get me in the drink.

He won the battle... but he lost the war.
I got wet.

He pulled some of his scrawny muscles.

cpttoad1swife · 09-07-2008

lol yeah rich but you still got wet!!!!!

RichLockyer · 09-07-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpttoad1swife

lol yeah rich but you still got wet!!!!!

That was gonna happen anyways...

I just would have preferred to have NOT been wearing my pants when I went in.

That's okay... I wasn't wearing them when I got out

A2rider · 09-07-2008

Pics, or it didn't happen.

RichLockyer · 09-07-2008

Not sure if any were taken.

Probably were... I was preoccupied at the time.

A2rider · 09-07-2008

I'm sure somebody took pics of the David and Goliath battle!

cpttoad1swife · 09-07-2008

if not maybe the battle needs to be reinacted? lol

RichLockyer · 09-07-2008

Halloween is coming....

sdbrit68 · 09-07-2008

unfortunately, when I went in, I had my pants, and boots on

that was a heck of a lot of fun, I'm just glad you had about 10 beers in ya

SilverEagle · 09-07-2008

Heh.....Rich, don't you agree some things are better off not being documented to the public

RichLockyer · 09-07-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by sdbrit68

I'm just glad you had about 10 beers in ya

Ya... 12 and I wouldn't have been so gentle

sdbrit68 · 09-07-2008

either I will have to work out, or you two will have to drop 30lbs each, I only weigh a little 155

The Vulcaniser · 09-08-2008

CycleDude · 09-08-2008

ROFLMAO!!!

N3FOLN3FOL · 09-08-2008

I am trying to imagine what, how things exactly happened. Sounds like a fun time for everyone. But, where are the pics?

09-07-2008	#1 (permalink)
sdbrit68 Time to Ride Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: orange county california Posts: 6,668	I Rule Rich Lockyer Yes, at the expense of losing my modesty, I must brag.......... at the club party last night, I decided, Rich must go in the pool, so, like the wild lions, I stalked my prey, I waited until the opportunity came, and I attacked. although, inn this instance, the opportunity was after Rich started getting pretty tippsy, okay, real tippsy. I wrestled him to the ground, and rode him like a bucking bronco,as I brought him closer to the edge of the pool. then out of nowhere, his tag team partner attacked faced with overwhelming odds of 2 against 1, I fought bravely, using the wisdom of the old buddihist masters of a time long gone. I used leverage, and brought my second attacker below ,me, while I controlled the tall bald one on top. suddenly, I sprang, using gravity, and much technical skill, the short stocky one went into the abbys of the pool. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a tiny female of my species coming towards us at a high rate of speed. She bravely hit rich like a torpedo, at which time, with his elbows in a locked submission position, I spun. with the combined spin, and attack from behind, he went up and over into the water. yes, I ruled..........and now proclaim myself BIKER WORLD WRESTLING CHAMPION now of course, they got me back 20 minutes later, but I was still out of breathe and couldnt put up a fight __________________ move like a butterfly, hung like a flea

09-07-2008	#2 (permalink)
trikebubble RIP Brother Deron Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Okanagan Falls, BC Posts: 18,655	Without pictures, I just don't know if i can believe this marvelous feat. __________________ 2005 V2K Ltd "I'll ride the wave where it takes me, I'll hold the pain release me"

09-07-2008	#5 (permalink)
zedx11 yellow doesn't corner wel Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: KC, KS Posts: 22,213	yeah, where's the pictures?? __________________ Darrell Ignorance is a disease my friend. You should rid yourself of it.

09-07-2008	#6 (permalink)
RichLockyer Patriot Guardian Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chino, CA Posts: 20,346	What he failed to mention was that once he attacked, it still took him 20 minutes to get me in the drink. He won the battle... but he lost the war. I got wet. He pulled some of his scrawny muscles. __________________ - Rich 2006 1600 Classic Member CORVA, BRC Patriot Guard Rider

09-07-2008	#10 (permalink)
RichLockyer Patriot Guardian Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chino, CA Posts: 20,346	Not sure if any were taken. Probably were... I was preoccupied at the time. __________________ - Rich 2006 1600 Classic Member CORVA, BRC Patriot Guard Rider

09-07-2008	#3 (permalink)
cpttoad1swife Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst BTK Expert Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Texarkana Texas Posts: 1,532	pics Pics Pics We Gotta Have Pics!!!!

09-07-2008	#4 (permalink)
A2rider Banned BTK Expert Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: KCK Posts: 19,729	Funny!

09-07-2008	#7 (permalink)
cpttoad1swife Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst BTK Expert Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Texarkana Texas Posts: 1,532	lol yeah rich but you still got wet!!!!!

09-07-2008	#9 (permalink)
A2rider Banned BTK Expert Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: KCK Posts: 19,729	Pics, or it didn't happen.

09-07-2008	#11 (permalink)
A2rider Banned BTK Expert Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: KCK Posts: 19,729	I'm sure somebody took pics of the David and Goliath battle!

09-07-2008	#12 (permalink)
cpttoad1swife Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst BTK Expert Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Texarkana Texas Posts: 1,532	if not maybe the battle needs to be reinacted? lol

09-07-2008	#13 (permalink)
RichLockyer Patriot Guardian Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chino, CA Posts: 20,346	Halloween is coming.... __________________ - Rich 2006 1600 Classic Member CORVA, BRC Patriot Guard Rider

09-07-2008	#14 (permalink)
sdbrit68 Time to Ride Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: orange county california Posts: 6,668	unfortunately, when I went in, I had my pants, and boots on that was a heck of a lot of fun, I'm just glad you had about 10 beers in ya __________________ move like a butterfly, hung like a flea

09-07-2008	#15 (permalink)
SilverEagle You only have 1* Forum Supporter Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Montana Posts: 4,109	Heh.....Rich, don't you agree some things are better off not being documented to the public __________________ VROC#19906 "Opinions are like rear ends, everyone's got one...and what comes out ain't always pretty".

09-07-2008	#17 (permalink)
sdbrit68 Time to Ride Forum Supporter Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: orange county california Posts: 6,668	either I will have to work out, or you two will have to drop 30lbs each, I only weigh a little 155 __________________ move like a butterfly, hung like a flea

09-08-2008	#18 (permalink)
The Vulcaniser I have been Vulcanised! Extreme Forum Supporter Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Hunter Valley NSW Australia Posts: 974	__________________ Growing old is mandatory, growing up isn't Ulysses Club - Grow Old Disgracefully 2007 Vulcan 1600 Classic Blue & Silver.

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CycleDude Patriot Guard Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North Jersey Posts: 12,634	ROFLMAO!!! __________________ *Kevin* *VROC #27222* My Gallery Go NY Giants!!!

09-08-2008	#20 (permalink)
N3FOLN3FOL Needs A Real Job BTK Expert Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Stewartstown, PA. Posts: 2,392	I am trying to imagine what, how things exactly happened. Sounds like a fun time for everyone. But, where are the pics? __________________ '06 Vulcan 900LT (previous ride) '07 Yamaha Venture (Love this bike) Keep riding!

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