The Horth Whithperer

CycleDude · 09-08-2008

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth. Can I thee her earzth'?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earth. Can I see her mouf?'

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off, but he picks him up
again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nith mouf. Can I thee her t w a t ?'

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under
his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up sputtering and coughing.

'Perhaps I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'

VrUoLcCkAsN · 09-08-2008

Hee hee hee <chuckle> Good one!

Man O Fire · 09-08-2008

ACCKKK!

Soda out of nose!

Ryguy · 09-08-2008

HEHEHEHEHE Love that one!!!!

Pistobah · 09-08-2008

good stuff

metalesp · 09-08-2008

oooh nasty.

cjp91068 · 09-08-2008

Reminds me of a video I saw of a zoo keeper getting his head stuck up an elephants rear end!!!

dwayneb236 · 09-08-2008

Too Funny..

CowboyBob · 09-08-2008

Excellent!!!

Slo'Poke · 09-09-2008

That is awful! Lovin it!

SilverEagle · 09-09-2008

Oh, that was a good laugh......now I know how coffee through my nose feels like.

Kowboy · 09-09-2008

good one!!!!!!!!!!

09-08-2008	#1 (permalink)
CycleDude Patriot Guard Rider Forum Supporter Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North Jersey Posts: 12,607	The Horth Whithperer A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth. Can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earth. Can I see her mouf?' The rancher is getting pretty ticked off, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nith mouf. Can I thee her t w a t ?' Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up sputtering and coughing. 'Perhaps I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?' __________________ *Kevin* *VROC #27222* My Gallery Go NY Giants!!!

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VrUoLcCkAsN Finally Riding Again! BTK Expert Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Saint Helens, Oregon Posts: 580	Hee hee hee <chuckle> Good one! __________________ Tony '08 VN900 Classic LT - Blue/Silver Debadged Mustang Studded One-Piece Wide Touring Seat

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Man O Fire Patriot Guard Rider BTK Expert Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Evansville, In. Posts: 287	ACCKKK! Soda out of nose! __________________ 07 1600 Classic Silver/Fire Metallic Red PATRIOT GUARD RIDER

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Ryguy July 2008 MOM BTK Expert Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bismarck, ND Posts: 5,382	HEHEHEHEHE Love that one!!!! __________________ Ryan 04 V2K Hot Lava Orange Orange Julius

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Pistobah Workin too much Forum Supporter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wichita, Kansas Posts: 2,225	good stuff __________________ Chris '05 ZX-6R '05 SV650S 1954 BMW R51/3

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metalesp August 2008 M.O.M. Forum Supporter Join Date: May 2006 Location: Stockton, CA Posts: 6,417	oooh nasty. __________________ Eddie ~1982 KZ305CSR~ Something Wicked This Way Comes

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cjp91068 Wants better weather! BTK Expert Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Boston area Posts: 814	Reminds me of a video I saw of a zoo keeper getting his head stuck up an elephants rear end!!! __________________ Chris former 2008 Ninja 250R owner :-( If I give you a cookie, will you go away?

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dwayneb236 Go Cowboys BTK Expert Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Benbrook, Texas Posts: 513	Too Funny.. __________________ Stranger things have happened '06 Vulcan 900 Classic

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CowboyBob Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst BTK Expert Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Catasauqua, PA Posts: 1,715	Excellent!!! __________________ The Bloody Red Baron was rollin up the score!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlf---13Q0g

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Slo'Poke Own The Day Forum Supporter Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Mateo, CA Posts: 2,693	That is awful! *Lovin it!* __________________ Slo'Poke Alex *'06 Vulcan 900 Classic* Past - '06 Ninja 650R, '03 Vulcan 500 LTD, '91 Shadow VLX

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SilverEagle You only have 1* Forum Supporter Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Montana Posts: 4,105	Oh, that was a good laugh......now I know how coffee through my nose feels like. __________________ VROC#19906 "Opinions are like rear ends, everyone's got one...and what comes out ain't always pretty".

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Kowboy Over The Rail BTK Expert Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 775	good one!!!!!!!!!! __________________ http://s452.photobucket.com/albums/qq242/Kowboy_photo/ Keith (aka) KOWBOY

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