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Old 01-14-2009   #21 (permalink)
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"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Woodrow Call played by Tommy Lee Jones in Lonesome Dove..
I thought for sure you were going to say "here's Johny!"
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Old 01-14-2009   #22 (permalink)
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Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No ****!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
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Kid: Mrs. Santa?
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One of my favorite WC Fields lines is when a guy he is getting ready to play card with asks him "is this a game of chance", and he replies "Not the way I play it, no".
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"she hasn't been the same since her sister melted"
Can't remember who said it or which movie
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"she hasn't been the same since her sister melted"
Can't remember who said it or which movie
Oh jeez... I remember that line but can't remember the movie either!


"All we are is dust in the wind dude...... Dust, wind, dude!"
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"It's a h&ll of a thing, killing a man. You take everything he's got... and everything he's ever going to have..." and "Who's the owner of this Sh1thole?",- Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

I also agree about Goodfellas - lots of good stuff there.
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"That aint no cop gun", can't remember what flick.
Patton: "Now I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country”.
“Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost, and will never lose a war... because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans”. This is proven by today’s reenlistment rates. There are probably 100 more from Patton.

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scrambler81, great line from the Animal House, and I just thought of another classic... "Just shaken the bush boss, just shaken the bush" Cool Hand Luke.
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scrambler81, great line from the Animal House, and I just thought of another classic... "Just shaken the bush boss, just shaken the bush" Cool Hand Luke.
Yeah, it just got me thinking about it. I haven't watched it in a while, so I'll have to break out the DVD this weekend. I know the movie word for word, and still laugh my butt off every time.
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'Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!'
From Treasures of the Sierra Madre with Bogie
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"We don't need no stinking badges!"
From Blazing Saddles (about the only Blazing Saddles quote available for a family forum)

And the "What, I'm a clown, I amuse you?" scene in Goodfellas is the funniest scene ever made.
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"I've got to go, Rock. It's all right. I'm not afraid. Some time, Rock, when the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys, ask them to go in there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Rock. But I'll know about it, and I'll be happy."

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This will be famous someday, I'm sure...

Napoleon Dynamite: So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right?
Pedro: What?
Napoleon Dynamite: Never mind.


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I don't know why, but this line stuck in my head the very first time I ever saw the movie Predator.

Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: [Confused] Oh... Okay...
Poncho: [Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff] You got time to duck?
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