The Squirrel Grenade

[Dorlan James]

Originally Posted by Bilby

OH... dear gods... laughing... so... hard...

there are literally *tears* in my eyes right now. That was beautiful.

dito man, I think I woke up half the neighborhood when I read that last night! That was friggen awesome, and that link that pshelton put of this guys website has more good stories in it. Thanks for the post!

[Laurie D]

Still LMAOROF! I just got back from a ride through Southeastern Arizona along the Devil's Highway (Old Route 666, now Route 191) and had two kamikazee squirrels run out in front of my friend's bike! One ran to the double yellow line, only to stand on it's hind legs and wait for her to come right up on it, then darted across the lane in front of her! Not being a fan of Rocky and Bullwinkle; she didn't flinch and just kept on riding her line!

[BamaMike]

I love Meyer's stuff but had not seen this one yet. Thanks.

[antiq]

Man what a good read! It ran like a movie through my mind as I read it. If true I really feel sorry for the poor guy. I can just see those cops sitting there chatting and BAM! we got company! The only good squirrel is in a stew.

[timesofgrace]

this is by far one of the best and funniest stories i have read in a long time. i haven't laughed like this in a while. thank you

[IanRF]

What a riot

I live in a small college town we shoot all the squirrels we can. the *******s live in our walls to stay warm during winter in Wisconsin

[alstensby]

I too had a run in with a squirrel a couple months ago at a Checker Auto Parts. Thankfully, I was driving the Turbo Tank (Volvo V70 T5) at the time so I was much safer. Anyhow, he ran out in front of me and I just kept driving in to the parking lot. Who cares? It's a squirrel who's dumb enough to tangle with Two Tons of Turbo. Well, I pull in to my parking spot, put her in park and get out. As I turn around to shut the door, the little ******* was running up my hood and jumped on me! Granted, not as much hilarity ensued...but he was a feisty little ******* all the same!

[1sportbikerider]

His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, "Banzai!" or maybe, "Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!"

Priceless!!!

[captaintoad1]

reminds me of the geiko commercial squirrels lol when we went to hot springs arkansas for my birthday this year we went up the mountain... is one way. went up the mountain and there was a squirell dead then went down the hill and there was the other one!! hillarious! thanks for the laugh

[Sabre2007/900]

Hilarious, absolutely hilarious, glad you survived that Rambo rodent. I eat a lot of squirrels and now I'm glad I do.

[byers]

I was attacked by a squirrel years ago. It was a pet of a girl I was dating. It climbed up my leg onto my shoulder, and sunk its teeth in. Serveral times I threw it off, and it returned biting me again and again. (broke skin, lots o' blood.) I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. I hate the little buggers. Long black nails. (that hold on real good.) sharp teeth, (For breaking NUTS ) Every year they collect on my front lawn (30-40 of 'em) Theres a kind of berry that drops, and they love 'em. Lasts about 4 weeks. I keep my distance. Look out for the man eating squirrels! Dave