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Anti-Motorcycle Discharge Instructions from my Recent Crash and ER Visit

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#1 ·
I was reading through my aftercare instructions in the discharge notice from my recent motorcycle accident and ER visit. I came across something that is both funny/angering/pathetic/pompous all at the same time:

General Information on MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENTS

Each year in the United States, about tow million people are injured in motor vehicle accidents. Fortunately, many of these injures are relatively minor, such as simple scrapes, sprains or bruises. However, other injuries can be more serious, and can even result in death. In fact, each year about 50,000 Americans die as the result of motor vehicle accidents. This is roughly the same number of Americans who died in the entire Vietnam War.

Open vehicles like motorcycles and "All Terrain Vehicles" are particularly dangerous. In an an accident, they leave the driver completely exposed to absorb the full force of the impact. What might have been a minor fender bender in a car can be a fatal accident on a motorcycle.

INSTRUCTIONS
1) NEVER DRINK ALCOHOL AND DRIVE. About half of all motor vehicle accident fatalities are the direct result of drinking and driving.
2) ALWAYS USE A SEAT BELT. Seat belts save lives!
3) ALWAYS MAKE SURE AND SMALL CHILDREN ARE SECURELY FASTENED IN AN APPROPRIATE CAR SEAT.
4) If you ride a motorcycle, ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET when you ride, and try to wear protective clothing like a leather jacket. Better yet, sell your motorcycle and buy a car.
^^^:eek:!! Wow, I guess it can be said that I'll be riding my motorcycle against doctor's orders...

You can't make this stuff up...
 
#4 ·
It seems to me that does account for the majority opinion in the USA, especially among health care people. Given the number of fatalities in other vehicles, it's disingenuous that they don't advocate a total ban on all personal motorized transportation.

But, they can't keep all of us in a Nerf cocoon forever! :biggrin:
 
#7 ·
the AMA has also taken a stand on ownership of handguns in the home, they will lecture you if you have a gun related injury...

i say do your job and doctor me up and don't preach to me. I could go off on them about golf course injuries
 
#8 ·
+1 Julie! I can hardly believe my eyes. While there are no doubt countless doctors and nurses who would recommend not riding (due to their various experiences and overall concern for public safety), I am inclined to believe that most of them would not support this sort of clause (at least not publicly). It's just rather silly.... it's an absolute band-aid approach to the problem. YES, there ARE so many accidents and fatalities each year... we KNOW this already! The problem is often associated w/ reducing risks (such as wearing a helmet, which automatically drops the fatality rate by 50% according to my MSF booklet) or how about EDUCATING cage drivers, or putting up proper signage in dangerous construction zones?!?

The real thing that bothers me here isn't so much the general sentiment expressed... it's the verbage, "Better yet...." That is not a professionally written statement. I've yet to come across 'Better yet' on real academic or professional articles and write-ups. It implies that some Joe Schmoe just decided to put in his two cents worth... which is ridiculous. Bleh. I'm preaching to the choir I'm sure, but really it's just a silly statement.
 
#10 ·
Here is the actual scanned in copy of the ER report. I redacted some personal information and the names/numbers of the doctors, but other than that, it's as I received it from the hospital.

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#14 ·
I guess I got lucky. When I was in the ER ther were to male nurses both of them rode Harley's. They did a good job of convincing my wife to let me get another bike. As for the doctor on duty, he didn't ride but did the infamous left turn and took aout a bike some years ago.
 
#15 ·
I guess I got lucky. When I was in the ER ther were to male nurses both of them rode Harley's. They did a good job of convincing my wife to let me get another bike. As for the doctor on duty, he didn't ride but did the infamous left turn and took aout a bike some years ago.
My xray tech was pretty cool, he has a GSXR-600 and a Hayabusa :eek: so we talked about riding the whole time. I still can't believe thats written in my discharge paperwork though...
 
#17 ·
Strange there's no advice to avoid doctors - there are over 100,000 deaths each year due to improper medical care given by doctors!
Dont get me started on medical negligence, ineptitude and malpractice... they gave Jess a sponge and told her to clean out her own roadrash
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#23 ·
I know doctors deal with the worst side of motorcycling but this comes close to crossing the line.
Next thing you know they will be suggesting we stop smoking, drinking, over eating.
They seem to be against any pleasure in life that may cause pain and suffering.
I had to give up my lawn darts but I draw the line at motorcycles.
 
#24 ·
the AMA has also taken a stand on ownership of handguns in the home, they will lecture you if you have a gun related injury...

i say do your job and doctor me up and don't preach to me. I could go off on them about golf course injuries
Me too...we had 2 people taken away by EMS for heat stroke yesterday and last week a guy got hit by his golf partner in the temple with a golf ball...never saw a larger bump.

Aren't these injuries what keep the ERs around the country in business? Just kidding.
 
#26 ·
My doctor loved it when I went to my last appointment. Had all my gear sitting by my chair when he came in. He already knew I rode b/c my first question was would I be able to attend superbike school in June (nope). I think he kept me in the splint an extra few weeks for that.
Anyway, he didnt look that pleased seeing that I was riding.

Keep in mind - my injury had nothing to do with riding a motorcycle.