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>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint
>it goes like this:
>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about
>those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
>those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
>achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>questions:
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>If:
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
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> Then:
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> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> and
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> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
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> But,
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> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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> And,
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> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
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> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
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> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
>and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
Bull****
>and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

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I would seem that ladies and gentlemen, we have our selves a genius on our hands. Great post bikeaholic :lol:

P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N
16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+20+9+15+14=192

Therefor, if Bull$*# and Asskissing gets you over the top, Procrastination will far exceed any expectaions by anyone!

Alright that was a far strectch but I tried! :? :oops:
 

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funny stuff. Hey triplesecman, I've heard you were here before but had to leave, were/are you in the military? Just a quick question
 

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ZX-10R Urza said:
funny stuff. Hey triplesecman, I've heard you were here before but had to leave, were/are you in the military? Just a quick question
I was almost in the Air force before my heart started giving me hell. Lotsa stuff been goin on since then so it's kept me out.
 
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