I've heard stories about it, read about it and laughed about it, but today it finally happened to me. While out for a short ride after supper, I was greeted by the largest lump of bird doo to ever strick a man. Thankfully it glanced off the leftside mirror splattered my gloved hand (yet another reason to wear gloves) and made the most interesting spread on the leftside of my gastank. EWWWWWW YUCK!! What kind of merit badge does this get me?