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Might be an oldie, but was new to me:

One bitter cold winter day, a patrolman came accross a motorcyclist who was swathed in heavy protective gear and helmet, stranded by the side of the road.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"Carburator's frozen," came the terse reply.

"Pee on it - that'll thaw it out."

"I can't."

"OK. Watch, I'll show you."

The patrolman lubed the carburator. The bike started, and the rider waved thanks and rode away.

A few days later, the cheif of police got a note of thanks in the mail..."On behalf of my daughter who was recently stranded...." :-D
 

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Might be an oldie, but was new to me:

One bitter cold winter day, a patrolman came accross a motorcyclist who was swathed in heavy protective gear and helmet, stranded by the side of the road.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"Carburator's frozen," came the terse reply.

"Pee on it - that'll thaw it out."

"I can't."

"OK. Watch, I'll show you."

The patrolman lubed the carburator. The bike started, and the rider waved thanks and rode away.

A few days later, the cheif of police got a note of thanks in the mail..."On behalf of my daughter who was recently stranded...." :-D
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