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this is a letter from a math instructor at a leading university




Dear Wife:

You must realize that you are 54-years-old and I have certain
needs, which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant.

I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband:

You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Don't wait up.

Your Wife
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Freakinout said:
exactly what 18 year old male would be interested in a 54 year old? I guess men can be gold diggers too, but ewww.
i dunno man there are some good looking oldies out there.....milfs
 

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cameljok said:
Freakinout said:
exactly what 18 year old male would be interested in a 54 year old? I guess men can be gold diggers too, but ewww.
i dunno man there are some good looking oldies out there.....milfs
but at 54 that'd be like a gmilf wouldn't it (grandma I'd like to f*) I've had many a friend whos mother was a milf, yummy.
 

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Freakinout said:
cameljok said:
Freakinout said:
exactly what 18 year old male would be interested in a 54 year old? I guess men can be gold diggers too, but ewww.
i dunno man there are some good looking oldies out there.....milfs
but at 54 that'd be like a gmilf wouldn't it (grandma I'd like to f*) I've had many a friend whos mother was a milf, yummy.
dude what about ggmilf??? now thats where its at....
 

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Let's keep it clean boys, this is a family oriented site. 8)

Nothing wrong with a mildly off color joke but when a ten year old dirtbike rider asks Mom what a MILF is we may get a few flames. :wink:

BTW I suspect you boys are slightly over hormonized. :lol:
 

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Uncle Bob said:
Let's keep it clean boys, this is a family oriented site. 8)

Nothing wrong with a mildly off color joke but when a ten year old dirtbike rider asks Mom what a MILF is we may get a few flames. :wink:

BTW I suspect you boys are slightly over hormonized. :lol:
I just hope the boy doesn't ask his friends what a milf is, that might be a bad way to learn.

clean it is!!
 
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