Actually, it's not that much of a joke, depending on what you need. There are loads of people in my city who have them. I'd imagine you're looking for a "real" motorcycle though, like I was. I started out on an EX250, it was a great starter bike. I would've kept it, I think, if not for a few reasons: It was too small for me to ride in a tuck for very long, it ran at like 8k-9k when I was going 65-70mph, which is a little high for my comfort. Also the shocks were horrendously soft - although after riding the EX500, I appreciate the cushy ride those shocks gave... two bad you can't have both. Anyway, if you're looking for a starter bike that won't embarass you or require you to upgrade (ever, really) I would recommend the EX500 - with a 0-60 time of 4.0 seconds, you'll probably never find a car that can outrun you (unless you live next to a Ferrari dealship that sells a lot of F50s) and it's very comfortable, good windscreen, position somewhere between relaxed and aggressive, endlessly modifiable, good gas mileage - the list goes on. Make sure you buy your safety equipment before you get your bike, though. Full body leathers with armor are best but it might be too hot for that where you're going. An excellent alternative to leather are the mesh jackets by Joe Rocket, you'll see them everywhere. Gloves are a must, helmet (duh) boots... blah blah blah. Look at some of the safety threads. Other recommendations - buy used if you can, provided the bike is in good shape (and was broken in properly). Insurance will be lower for a 500 than a 600 by a drastic margin I believe, and an older bike will be less as well, despite the fact that the bike hasn't changed since '94 (or around there...)