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· It's purple, ma'am
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As bikers, I know that we are prone to deep thought and reflection when rolling down the asphalt byways. For examples, I've come up with the following:

1. Does one really need heated seats when they already have hemorrhoids?

2. Can you really ever get too many farings installed on a bike?

I'd love to hear yours, as well as answers to the above. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

· Registered
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As I'm usually on the interstate riding to work, mine goes like this

1. Does anyone use turn signals anymore?

2. Get off the #%&*&^phone and drive!

3. That asphalt plant stinks.

4. Wonder where they're moving to? That cat looks miserable in that cage.

· www.learntoride.org
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1: No. Think ice pack. Seriously. I've experienced the ugly side of pregnancy nobody wants to talk about.
2: On a naked bike: yes. One fairing is too many.

my musings so far:
Should I get a windshield?
Where are we?
Dang, my fingers are cold.

· Premium Member
4,749 Posts
How much further can I go before I really, really have to pee?

How do birds picking roadkill know exactly when to take off so I don't have to let up on the throttle?

Is icy-hot better than bengay?

· Registered
1,278 Posts
"Unhuhn, don't even think about lane shufflin' right now, Buddy"
"Pretty day today if the wind would let up"
"Hey? whats that floa-ARRGGHH! MY FACE! $$*#-ng %&!! ^%##!!"

*Heating the air around me daily with spirited invective*
Painless Black Wolf
...Here for the Dawn...

2005 Drifter 800

· Official BTK Forum Pot Stirrer
37,361 Posts
I wonder how cool I look? I better turn up the evil biker sneer a notch


· Slow Guy on a Fast Bike
25,197 Posts

"Hey kid, get that finger out of your nose. Hey kid, you'd better not be thinking of sticking that finger in your mouth.........HEY KID, DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!............Hey kid, how's that taste?"
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