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FDA Warnings

American liquor manufacturers have accepted the
FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels
be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and
panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that you
love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you
to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with people without
spitting on them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster
and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a
major factor in getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you
tink you kan tpye reel gode

Because your ride should be as individual as you are.


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DRINKING

IF'n ya' put that white lightning in your fuel tank instead of drinkin it it cleans out the fuel system and makes the bike run REAL good...only a little bit of it at a time and it just evaporates in your mouth before you get to swallow it...if'n you do swallow it...it kinda takes your breath away...but it ain't got a lot of taste...just some knock out power...
 

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bikeaholic said:
FDA Warnings

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and
panties.
Where was this one when I needed it???? :lol: :oops:
 
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