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If you like to keep your bike clean and want to cut down on drying time you may be asking Santa for a Air Force Blaster. But if you need Santa to drop some chrome on yer ride then you might like to save some money.
Air Force Blaster, depending on the model is $200.00. Check out item number 93353-VGA at Harbor Freight.
Only $62.99, its 1 Amp less power and a little less CFM than the Blaster. Hello Santa !
 

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Hah I'll just use my leaf blower! What the hey it don't get used much otherwise.
 

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Dear Santa,:)


This is what I want for Christmas:

1) Good jobs for my fellow forum members who are unemployed for whatever reason.:-D :-D

2)A good, safe, and enjoyable Christmas for all BTK Kawaski members.

3) To pass the MSF Course this weekend.:biggrin: :biggrin:

4) 2008 Kawi Ninja 250.:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Thank You Santa,

Merry Christmas to ALL and a Happy New Year!!!!
 

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Dear Santa
I know it's been a while since I wrote you last, but like you, I've been very very busy. I'm sure you have noted that I have been an exceptionally good boy the past few years, so I hope you'll be extra generous with me this year. BTW, Thank you for bringing me that early Christmas gift (A newer motorcycle). I really appreciate you taking the time out of your busy schedule to do that.
I think the one thing I'd really like to receive this Christmas is a water proof rear luggage T-bag to put on my luggage rack... cause the rack looks so empty without it. Could you also leave in my Christmas stocking that's hanging over the fireplace, some chrome fender rails for the front and rear of my new toy ? Oh oh , and maybe you can look in the bottom of your bag and see if you can find a F&S lightbar.
Actually, Santa, come to think of it, the one thing that I would want most of all, even more than all those gifts I've just asked for, is, if you could protect the boys and girls who are fighting in Iraq, and maybe you could fine a solution to bring peace on earth and stop those stupid wars. I know you can do it.
Thanks again Santa, oh, and I promise to leave you some cookies and milk, and some sugar cubes for the reindeer, just in case you decide to bring me something anyway.
Merry Christmas to you, Mrs Claus, and all the hard working dwarfs.
 

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dear santa,

i would like new pipes, intake and pcIII

love,
chris :D
 

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Dear Santa,
I forgive you for kissing my mother under the mistletoe that faithful night last year. Even though my father almost caused you to never bring joy to all the children again, its all good. This time, I ask that you leave her alone for you may not be lucky enough to get your fat *** in that chimney fast enough this time. Any ways, please bring me that brand new 2007 ZX10 that I want so bad. It is in your favorite color, RED!! Oh, and if you get it now, the local dealer will give it to you for cheap because they are in the process of moving to a new location and everything must go. I would also like for $150,000 in small unmarked bills next to that bike. Oh, and Santa you owe me. Remeber when Rudolph ****ed down my chimney and I woke up with a ****y smell in my house? Tell that deer next time I see him, I hope he doesnt stare at my head lights too long. Santa, I almost forgot, I am currently at work at this Dodge dealer that I work for and we are about to get our first Dodge Challenger in about a month and I know it wont be until after Christmas, but I think you can pull some strings, I mean you are the big man who makes children happy. I would also like that in Flame Red with black racing stripes going up hood. Man that 6.1L Hemi, packing a mear 475HP will roll. It makes the SRT-8 Charger and 300C look weak. Well I mean, they do have the same motor but its the point right? Santa, that bike will keep up, but I believe that Challengers got it. Now how many horses did you say that out-dated slay has? Something like 10 deerpower I think. And whats up with the red light in the front? You think your the fire department? Red slay, red lights, tell Rudolph to up date that nose and get a xenon light installed. Hell, I'd be happy if he got an LED installed. Oh, and please tell Mrs. Claus to stop calling me. Me and her had our thing in the past and it was good and all but now shes all dried up and the spider webs are too thick down there. Please Santa bring me those toys for Christmas. I will greatly appreciate it.

Your dear Friend

DJ
 

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Dear Santa,:)


This is what I want for Christmas:

1) Good jobs for my fellow forum members who are unemployed for whatever reason.:-D :-D

2)A good, safe, and enjoyable Christmas for all BTK Kawaski members.

3) To pass the MSF Course this weekend.:biggrin: :biggrin:

4) 2008 Kawi Ninja 250.:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Thank You Santa,

Merry Christmas to ALL and a Happy New Year!!!!
I'll second that, deacon. But, make mine a Z1000, FZ1, or Sportster.8)
 

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Tiny Tim " God Bless us everyone!"
 

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Dear DJ,

Thank you for your wonderful letter. No, I won't bother your Mom again this year. And, I still remember you and Ms Clause. No, you don't get the red ZX10, the $150,00 in small unmarked bills, nor the Challenger.

But, I do have very somehting special just for you...












Love,
Santa (of the long memory) Clause
 

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Dear Santa,
I forgive you for kissing my mother under the mistletoe that faithful night last year. Even though my father almost caused you to never bring joy to all the children again, its all good. This time, I ask that you leave her alone for you may not be lucky enough to get your fat *** in that chimney fast enough this time. Any ways, please bring me that brand new 2007 ZX10 that I want so bad. It is in your favorite color, RED!! Oh, and if you get it now, the local dealer will give it to you for cheap because they are in the process of moving to a new location and everything must go. I would also like for $150,000 in small unmarked bills next to that bike. Oh, and Santa you owe me. Remeber when Rudolph ****ed down my chimney and I woke up with a ****y smell in my house? Tell that deer next time I see him, I hope he doesnt stare at my head lights too long. Santa, I almost forgot, I am currently at work at this Dodge dealer that I work for and we are about to get our first Dodge Challenger in about a month and I know it wont be until after Christmas, but I think you can pull some strings, I mean you are the big man who makes children happy. I would also like that in Flame Red with black racing stripes going up hood. Man that 6.1L Hemi, packing a mear 475HP will roll. It makes the SRT-8 Charger and 300C look weak. Well I mean, they do have the same motor but its the point right? Santa, that bike will keep up, but I believe that Challengers got it. Now how many horses did you say that out-dated slay has? Something like 10 deerpower I think. And whats up with the red light in the front? You think your the fire department? Red slay, red lights, tell Rudolph to up date that nose and get a xenon light installed. Hell, I'd be happy if he got an LED installed. Oh, and please tell Mrs. Claus to stop calling me. Me and her had our thing in the past and it was good and all but now shes all dried up and the spider webs are too thick down there. Please Santa bring me those toys for Christmas. I will greatly appreciate it.

Your dear Friend

DJ
I didn't even get through first sentence and am LMAO.

Have to come back read the rest. BWAHAHA LMAS:shock: :shock: :-o
 
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