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Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't
believe. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he
>>> sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror, and
notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left
early to go shopping--Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Jack asks,
"son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M.., drunk and out of
your mind. You broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that
black eye when you ran
into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, clean, I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"
Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud - $3.00
Two Aspirins - $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time...
Priceless....
believe. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he
>>> sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror, and
notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left
early to go shopping--Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Jack asks,
"son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M.., drunk and out of
your mind. You broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that
black eye when you ran
into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, clean, I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"
Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud - $3.00
Two Aspirins - $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time...
Priceless....
