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THE
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RANGE
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OF
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8
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INCHES
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LONG.
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THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
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ENJOYED
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BY
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MEMBERS
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OF
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BOTH
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SEXES.
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IS
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USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
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LOOSLEY
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FOR
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INSTANT
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ACTION.
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IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
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LITTLE
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HAIRY
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THINGS
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AT
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ONE
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END
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AND
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SMALL
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HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
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IS
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INSERTED,
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ALMOST
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ALWAYS
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WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
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SOMETIMES
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QUICKLY,
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INTO
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A
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WARM,
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FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
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IT
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IS
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THRUST
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IN
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AND
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DRAWN
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OUT
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AGAIN
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AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
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SUCCESSION,
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OFTEN
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QUICKLY
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AND
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ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
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ANYONE
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FOUND
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LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
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RECOGNIZE
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THE
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RHYTHMIC,
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PULSING
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SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
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WELL
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LUBRICATED
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MOVEMENTS.
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WHEN
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FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
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BEHIND
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A
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JUICY,
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FROTHY,
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WHITE
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STICKY
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SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
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NEED
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CLEANING FROM
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THE
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OUTER
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SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
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SOME
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OF
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FROM
>
ITS
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LONG
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GLISTENING
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SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
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DONE
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AND
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>THE
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FLOWING
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AND
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CLEANSING
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LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
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EMANATING,
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IT
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IS
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RETURNED
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TO
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ITS
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FREELY
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HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
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YET
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FOR
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ANOTHER
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BIT
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OF
>
ACTION,
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HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
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BRISTLING
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CLIMAX
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TWICE
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OR
>
THREE
>
TIMES A
>
DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
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WHAT AM I???????

































a toothbrush :twisted:
 

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Well, after heavy beathing and a 30 minute break to relieve myself, I read it to my fiancee and he realized it was nothing more exciting than brushing your teeth.
 

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Yeh, that is what I figured. I never read the very end of the message so didn't know if that was correct or not. Thanks for pointing it out to me.
 
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