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The motorcycle is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
It maketh me burnout on black pavements;
It leadeth me beside busy freeways;
It restoreth my soul;
It leads me in the path of quickness for its names sake.
Yea I walk through the valley of rice, I shall fear no turbo, for Torque art with me;
Thy clutch and thy throttle they comfort me.
Thou preparest a Track for me
in the presense of mine enemies;
Thou hast anointed my engine with oil;
My bike overpowers.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house of the CC's, Forever.
Amen
 

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if it weren't so blasphemest, I'd enjoy it more...lol
 

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Come on,That really isn't nice.....
 

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I remember saying that prayer when I stoked up the Honda 90... LOL :)
 

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I sympathize, but have to agree with Spok. May God have mercy.
 

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I didn't mean it to offend anyone, it was supose to be some light hearted humor :p. I see lots of people making a list of "Commandments" for different things such as motorcycle riding so I figured, whats the difference? The bible was writen as a guide for us in life, why not use its skeleton for a guide for other things as well? :)
 
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