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Lil Jonny goes to his dad and says "dad, whats the difference between Theory and Reality?"

Jonnys dad says "thats simple to explain son, Go ask your mom is she would have sex with the mail man for 1 million dollars, then go ask your sister if she would have sex with the next door neighbor for a million dollars, then come back and tell me what they say"

Jonny runs off to ask his mom and sister. Short while later Jonny returns and says "ok dad i asked them" Dad replies "ok son what did they say" Jonny says "i asked mom is she would have sex with the mail man for 1 million dollars and she said "Shoot yeah I would" Then I asked sister if she would have sex with the next door neighbor for a million dollars and she said "**** yeah!"

Jonnys dad then says "see son, in theory we are millionares, in reality we live with a couple of **** sluts!"
 
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