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I tried to get some supporting sympathy from another thread and struck out. So let me try again.
I had a road rage incident where an idiot jumped out of his car and acted like he was going to push me over. He even patted me on the shoulder.
Now I wasn't completely innocent in this matter, since I told him to procreate with himself for swerving around my right side so he could make a left turn in front of me at a stop sign. You see, there was a parade of kids coming out of high school and they were all running the stop sign on the street I wanted to turn left on. So I was waiting for a car to actually stop and he didn't want to wait on me waiting.
Perhaps if I'd had on my colors and a doo-rag instead of my riding gear, he may have thought..."heck this guy might pull a knife on me or beat me to death with his wallet chain." Of course I'd also have to debadge my Vulcan and put on loud pipes. I guess I'm a wimp who will now keep his big mouth shut.
Anyway the F'er called me an old man when I raised my face shield. "Told me I'd be better of keeping my mouth shut, old man. Guess he was right. I even told him, hey...I don't have all that metal to keep me safe and I waiting for someone to not run the stop sign. Is that the way you want your kid to drive. He told me he rides bikes all the time, and called me an old man. If I'd thought some more I'd said...."Fine, I'm old, I'm rich, and I know a lot of lawyers and cops and MC gangs. Give it your best shot A hole."
I really hope he is spaghetti on the road somewhere.
I had a road rage incident where an idiot jumped out of his car and acted like he was going to push me over. He even patted me on the shoulder.
Now I wasn't completely innocent in this matter, since I told him to procreate with himself for swerving around my right side so he could make a left turn in front of me at a stop sign. You see, there was a parade of kids coming out of high school and they were all running the stop sign on the street I wanted to turn left on. So I was waiting for a car to actually stop and he didn't want to wait on me waiting.
Perhaps if I'd had on my colors and a doo-rag instead of my riding gear, he may have thought..."heck this guy might pull a knife on me or beat me to death with his wallet chain." Of course I'd also have to debadge my Vulcan and put on loud pipes. I guess I'm a wimp who will now keep his big mouth shut.
Anyway the F'er called me an old man when I raised my face shield. "Told me I'd be better of keeping my mouth shut, old man. Guess he was right. I even told him, hey...I don't have all that metal to keep me safe and I waiting for someone to not run the stop sign. Is that the way you want your kid to drive. He told me he rides bikes all the time, and called me an old man. If I'd thought some more I'd said...."Fine, I'm old, I'm rich, and I know a lot of lawyers and cops and MC gangs. Give it your best shot A hole."
I really hope he is spaghetti on the road somewhere.