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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a 4-hour operation. A
young nurse appears in his room to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his ***** in
one hand and his testicles in the other hand, takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was really
nice, but listen very, very closely, Are...my...test...results...back?"
 

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Hard to find help that is willing to go that extra mile. LOL :lol:

Scott
 

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LOL....Those masks will get em everytime. :) Good one wood!
 

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You've had me laughing Woodchuck! My wife liked the one on how to shower too.
BTW some nurses don't have any problem embarrassing men in the hospital. I was in the hospital, the morning nurse walked in and said I either was happy to see her or had to pee .....yes my face turned red.
 

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Good one. LMAO
 

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i appreciate good health care :wink:
 

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Just another shining example of why "you should always put your best foot forward " !
 

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Keep up the good work there Wood chucks,i like these "lil" jokes! I have called everybody in my house to come here and read your post!!!!! They love it too!
 

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Very funny! Makes me want to go in for a check up..........
 

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yeah, very good
 
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