Saw a good one today.
A semi-older woman (could have been 55, could have been a very hard 35 years, could have used a cheeseburger or three) pulled through the intersection I was working at riding a Harley, wearing nothing but a leather bikini and helmet, with a pair of black 6" stilletto CFM pumps... I mean ZERO protection for the artwork on her thigh
So she pulls into the strip mall behind my truck, and of course we're watching her. She pulls up to a shoe repair place and goes inside. She's in there for maybe 20 minutes, and comes out wearing an identical pair of RED pumps.
Ya, she needed the heels to reach the ground at a stoplight, but they DO make riding boots with 6" heels!